Stink

Suddenly he came to me, when I was in bed watching InuYasha

He: Did you fart?
I: Eh...yeah. Why?
He: I could smell it from the living room.


(Only God knows why he had to come to the source)

Affair

In the downtown for ice cream after a visit of an old friend (X)

I: X told me that Y had affairs with 3 men.
He: She must be busy then.
I: Aaarrrggghhhh...not at once.
He: It's more manageable then. You know why she did that?
I: I am not sure, but it seems she's sexually frustrated.
He: How come?
I: She told me that her husband's not sexually into her. I guess, he might actually be a gay.
He: Poor them.
I: True. I wish I can help her.
He: You can buy her a big dildo for her birthday.

Gay Marriage 1

We were waiting for the tram to go to the train station, and I grabbed a free trashy newspaper.

I: I don't understand why it's such big fuss about gay marriage.
He: Me neither.
I: We all have the rights to marry anyone we love. What's so big deal about it?
He: I agree.
.....
He: Eh...what did you say?
I: Arrrrrgggghhhhh.....

No Kids?

We were walking on the street at the down town

I: Wenn wir kein Kind hätten,....
He: ....Würdest du noch anderes Paar Schuhe kaufen
I:....eh???? Eine gute Idee!!!


Literally translation:
I: If we don't have any kid,....
He:...You'd buy another pair of shoes.
I:...eh??? A good idea