The Best Husband Ever

In bed before sleep

I: Honey, you are the best husband I have in my life.
He: You only have one.

Affair

In the downtown for ice cream after a visit of an old friend (X)

I: X told me that Y had affairs with 3 men.
He: She must be busy then.
I: Aaarrrggghhhh...not at once.
He: It's more manageable then. You know why she did that?
I: I am not sure, but it seems she's sexually frustrated.
He: How come?
I: She told me that her husband's not sexually into her. I guess, he might actually be a gay.
He: Poor them.
I: True. I wish I can help her.
He: You can buy her a big dildo for her birthday.